Fixed the *glitch*: August 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

To the United States Of America -- The Land of Champions

From Fixed the *glitch* to all the Olympic athletes, we salute you and honor your hard work. You are what make your country great. Handwork, endurance, integrity and most of all faith. A special congratulation to Michael Phelps for become the greatest athlete in history. Your performance was "Phelpstacular". Hey I just thought about it... I'm trademarking "Phelpstacular(TM)"

Dis-Disclaimer - Office Space (The Movie)

Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

Fixed the glitch

Saturday, August 16, 2008

To the United States Of America -- The Land of Champions

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